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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:06 AM // 07:06   #2341
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Only two chinese people charge at the dog. The remaining 47 trillion assault you with their flaming woks.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:07 AM // 07:07   #2342
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Ron Popeil whoos the other 46.9999999 trillion, the last one just so happens to be a dwarf, which I drop kick in the face.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:09 AM // 07:09   #2343
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He pulls out a badminton racket, and challenges you to a game...
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:11 AM // 07:11   #2344
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I pull out a can of midget repellant.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:12 AM // 07:12   #2345
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HE grows.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:13 AM // 07:13   #2346
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I pull out an axe and chop down the now super sized midget's floating bean stalk castle.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:14 AM // 07:14   #2347
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He grows yet again!
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:17 AM // 07:17   #2348
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I place a trap of thumb tacks.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:19 AM // 07:19   #2349
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Shoes. Shoes on the giant asian man.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:19 AM // 07:19   #2350
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Calls in Adam West, to shout at the giant Asian midget man.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:21 AM // 07:21   #2351
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Correcting your grammar.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lurid
Calls in Adam West, to shout at the giant Asian midget man.
Calling in Adam West to shoud at the giant asian midget man.

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Sentence fragment, please consider revising.

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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:22 AM // 07:22   #2352
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Ignore All
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:24 AM // 07:24   #2353
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Having to hand in the assignment tomorrow to the closest moderator.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:25 AM // 07:25   #2354
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The assignment isn't due till next Wednesday.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:26 AM // 07:26   #2355
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Today is wednesday in China. Maybe. Most likely. Definitely.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:29 AM // 07:29   #2356
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Today isn't Wednesday on Jupiter, which is where the mods go to get more stupider.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:30 AM // 07:30   #2357
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So this game kinda went nowhere with the adition of us. Anywho!

A FORK!
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:32 AM // 07:32   #2358
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Lol, 116 pages of game, until we step foot onto the scene.

A spork.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:33 AM // 07:33   #2359
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:34 AM // 07:34   #2360
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Smoke Bombs?!
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